What has eight legs yellow eyes and howls at the moon? A wolf with eight legs!...What has eight legs yellow eyes and howls at the moon? A wolf with eight legs! But also a spider who turned into a wolf. And also A WERESPIDER. Oh and also this guy a Wolf Spider. Which is a real actual thing!more
Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the ...Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave. See those masterful flippers flipping 20 orders of silver dollar...more
Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez...Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez no stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cravings without chomping on extremities. No no that goes for MY foot as well. How s some bolognese? I make...more
I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my ...I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No it s a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out little one! Don t be shy! Or you know you can stay right where you are if you want no pressure!...more
Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world ...Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world into the tiniest little ball I can. Is it stress relief? Is it a power trip? Is it my supervillain move? SQUISH THE EARTH! Muhahaha. I need to lie down.more
Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books and the leader...Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books and the leader of most superhero groups is usually red. Well except that one guy you know who I mean. But in general have no fear! The Mini Squishable Red Dragon is here to lead! By...more
SUPER SOFT!*7 squishy inches of s less is s more*All new polyester fiber*Ages ...SUPER SOFT!*7 squishy inches of s less is s more*All new polyester fiber*Ages 3 and up!*Woo! SKU:ADIB01EGM8BNAmore
I asked my co-workers how they would describe the Mini Kirin here are their an...I asked my co-workers how they would describe the Mini Kirin here are their answers; just a cool little dude a dragonfly fishlike unicorny friend a rare and mythical beast and finally a Neverending Story. Take from this what you will!! Personally I...more
Pink! Yellow! Mothy-ness! A rosy maple moth is the embodiment of sunshine and ...Pink! Yellow! Mothy-ness! A rosy maple moth is the embodiment of sunshine and happiness and strawberry lemonade... in moth form! But a Mini Squishable Rosy Maple Moth is all of that plus it s also made out of plush! You can t hug happiness but you...more
Mini Haunted Plague Nurse is the type of person to offer you a sundae topped w...Mini Haunted Plague Nurse is the type of person to offer you a sundae topped with spiders and say try it they re crunchy!! You try it and it turns out they actually were just sprinkles. They were just testing your loyalty. Congrats you ve passed....more
The process of tie dyeing a Bunny involves some serious feats of anatomy. You ...The process of tie dyeing a Bunny involves some serious feats of anatomy. You have to scrunch the bunny crumple it twist it fold it and finally tie it in a knot. Then you submerge the bunny in a vat of dye for a couple of hours. Definitely not for...more
Is 13 an unlucky number? Not according to this guy! I mean technically the Jer...Is 13 an unlucky number? Not according to this guy! I mean technically the Jersey Devil is the cursed thirteenth child of early New Jersian settlers which sounds BAD. But cursedness suits this cuddly cryptid! He s cool with it. I mean he screams a...more
I m sorry to say our Mini Toucan does not come with a sugary cereal that s a p...I m sorry to say our Mini Toucan does not come with a sugary cereal that s a part of a balanced breakfast... I hope you can forgive us! What they do come with is a colorful beak that s cool right? Plus they won t bite at you or try to fly away truly...more
We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson Robin Hood has his Little John....We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern a rudimentary concept of personal...more