Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the ...Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave. See those masterful flippers flipping 20 orders of silver dollar...more
Features: 100% brand new and high quality Water Bear Plush: There is a kind of...Features: 100% brand new and high quality Water Bear Plush: There is a kind of tardigrade with the strongest vitality on earth but it is too small to be no more than 1mm luckily this plush is big enough so you can cuddle and hug it! Quality...more
Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez...Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez no stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cravings without chomping on extremities. No no that goes for MY foot as well. How s some bolognese? I make...more
The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I st...The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I still like swimming though so here we go again BACK INTO THE SAME WATER!!!! Here s the same Megalodon - but smaller!more
There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter wh...There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter what you re harvesting the Plague nurse will be at our side with a scythe. Or scalpel. Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their...more
I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my ...I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No it s a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out little one! Don t be shy! Or you know you can stay right where you are if you want no pressure!...more
One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich ...One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich chain only... until now! Move over Mike s I m having my sub the Squish way!more
Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world ...Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world into the tiniest little ball I can. Is it stress relief? Is it a power trip? Is it my supervillain move? SQUISH THE EARTH! Muhahaha. I need to lie down.more
Cardinal facts! They re red! They re cute! Their high pitched chirping sounds ...Cardinal facts! They re red! They re cute! Their high pitched chirping sounds like really cool sci-fi lasers! They were all replaced with bird-shaped government surveillance cameras! It s a fact!more
Pink! Yellow! Mothy-ness! A rosy maple moth is the embodiment of sunshine and ...Pink! Yellow! Mothy-ness! A rosy maple moth is the embodiment of sunshine and happiness and strawberry lemonade... in moth form! But a Mini Squishable Rosy Maple Moth is all of that plus it s also made out of plush! You can t hug happiness but you...more
Do you think sea creatures put sea angels on top of their sea Christmas trees?...Do you think sea creatures put sea angels on top of their sea Christmas trees?! Sea what I did there? Ok I ll sea myself out...more
Some people find math to be hard. I disagree! See when you add one cute thing ...Some people find math to be hard. I disagree! See when you add one cute thing like a puppy and add it to another cute thing like a cupcake it equals this. PERFECTION.more
So many things change with the seasons! The contents of my wardrobe! The flavo...So many things change with the seasons! The contents of my wardrobe! The flavor of my coffee! The color of my pigeon! I mean the color itself doesn t actually change I just swap in this rare brown pigeon for a boring old regular one. I mean it s not...more
Ever eaten something so unbearably hot you thought you could ve died!? Well wh...Ever eaten something so unbearably hot you thought you could ve died!? Well what if instead the pepper died? And became a ghost. And haunted you every time you ate something bland forever! The answer is this Ghost Pepper that s what.more