(singing loud Karaoke style) Ladybug in Red! I ve never seen you looking so Sq...(singing loud Karaoke style) Ladybug in Red! I ve never seen you looking so Squishy as you did tonight I ve never seen your shell shine so bright I ve never seen so many other beetles ask you if you wanted to dance They re looking for a little...more
Nevermore will you say Gosh I wish the Mini King Raven came in a bigger size! ...Nevermore will you say Gosh I wish the Mini King Raven came in a bigger size! I know you were saying that. I heard you yesterday up on the parapet pining for your avian monarch to return to his courtly duties in magnificent giant form. Well this is...more
Why do all of my plants meet an untimely end? Even the fool-proof ones: appare...Why do all of my plants meet an untimely end? Even the fool-proof ones: apparently they haven t met this fool! Air plants spider plants succulents cactuses it doesn t matter. If it s green it will soon be brown. Does this describe your relationship...more
Fruit and plushy lovers will want to add these cute Squishable Stuffed Animals...Fruit and plushy lovers will want to add these cute Squishable Stuffed Animals to their collection. This item features a half-avocado design with the seed at the core bearing super adorable smiley face to complete its look. Avocado stuffed animals...more
Why are Platypi great animals to take to lunch? Because they always pick up th...Why are Platypi great animals to take to lunch? Because they always pick up the bill! (Awaits eye-roll and sigh) No no it s not just a pun! This particular Baby Platypus is very generous! Though it once made a tidy sum in Sydney real estate...more
Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez...Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez no stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cravings without chomping on extremities. No no that goes for MY foot as well. How s some bolognese? I make...more
The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I st...The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I still like swimming though so here we go again BACK INTO THE SAME WATER!!!! Here s the same Megalodon - but smaller!more
There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter wh...There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter what you re harvesting the Plague nurse will be at our side with a scythe. Or scalpel. Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their...more
I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my ...I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No it s a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out little one! Don t be shy! Or you know you can stay right where you are if you want no pressure!...more
One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich ...One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich chain only... until now! Move over Mike s I m having my sub the Squish way!more
Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world ...Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world into the tiniest little ball I can. Is it stress relief? Is it a power trip? Is it my supervillain move? SQUISH THE EARTH! Muhahaha. I need to lie down.more
Alright listen up someone tell me what s happening here. Is this croc wearing ...Alright listen up someone tell me what s happening here. Is this croc wearing a strawberry? Has he somehow become a strawberry? Is it a strawberry costume? Did this croc just really like strawberries so much that he s taken on strawberry features? I...more
Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off? Wel...Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off? Well that s probably how this famous limestone monument felt when she parted company with her esteemed nasal appendage. Sorry lady. Maybe you shouldn t have eaten all those...more
You know you should really get rid of all your silver stuff. No reason just yo...You know you should really get rid of all your silver stuff. No reason just you know it would be a lot cozier if there was absolutely no silver around absolutely anywhere. And then haha how funny would it be if you opened all the windows to let the...more