I ll take a PSL and make it a DOUBLE!!! These sweet and spiced Plagues are ava...I ll take a PSL and make it a DOUBLE!!! These sweet and spiced Plagues are available all year round but this is their PRIME TIME BABY!!!!more
Full of sugar spice and everything that makes fall nice! The PumpkinSpice Pla...Full of sugar spice and everything that makes fall nice! The Pumpkin Spice Plague Nurse is ready to heal your post summertime woes by celebrating the Actual best time of the year - FALL!more
To write this description I literally looked up the difference between spearmi...To write this description I literally looked up the difference between spearmint and peppermint because it s bothered me for YEARS! Anyway spearmint is just milder peppermint so we won t bother making a spearmint Plague Doc when we ve already got...more
You know what really grinds my gears?! People who listen to videos in public w...You know what really grinds my gears?! People who listen to videos in public without headphones!! That s why we should all go back to the sanctity of listening to songs on steam powered record machines!more
Lo the great beast has swallowed the sun. The longest night has come. The air ...Lo the great beast has swallowed the sun. The longest night has come. The air is crisp the forest silent and from the frostbitten pines emerges the Winter Solstice Plague Doctor. Crowned in jagged ice very fashionable very cursed cloaked in blue and...more
Ahoy matey! Get ready to hoist anchor and set sail on the most medically equip...Ahoy matey! Get ready to hoist anchor and set sail on the most medically equipped ship in all the seven seas! Captain Plague is ready to lead their crew to treasure victory and regularly scheduled check-ups. Whether it s scurvy sea monsters or just...more
Harvest time! The time of year for harvesting your hard-earned crops! A crop o...Harvest time! The time of year for harvesting your hard-earned crops! A crop of pumpkins! A crop of apples! A crop of...Plague farmers? Yep it s a good time of year to harvest those! Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they...more
The Plague Doc has been possessed by the spirit of Halloween! By which I mean ...The Plague Doc has been possessed by the spirit of Halloween! By which I mean they re actually possessed by a spirit of Halloween. They don t mind. The only sign of their creepy new inhabitant is that they suddenly spend a lot more time traveling to...more
Looking for a groovy way to show off your individuality? Try tie-dying your T-...Looking for a groovy way to show off your individuality? Try tie-dying your T-Shirt! And also your hair! And any other body parts you might happen to think of! It s guaranteed to make you look cooler. Or at least feel like you look cooler which is...more
You re cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the MiniPlagueDoctor!...You re cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the Mini Plague Doctor! They will be marrying...someone! Is it the Plague Nurse? Is it another Plague Doctor? Is it YOU? It s you isn t it! You lucky thing. This Wedding Plague Doctor has...more
We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable but well here we ...We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable but well here we are. This Squishable comes with a glow in the dark lantern! Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them...more
They see you when you re sleeping when you re awake and when you told your mom...They see you when you re sleeping when you re awake and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! That s okay though because the Festive Plague Doctor is willing to overlook all of that! All that matters...more
This forest fellow is actually the SquishablePlagueDoctor on a woodland holi...This forest fellow is actually the Squishable Plague Doctor on a woodland holiday! Why are they hanging out in the forest feeding squirrels and eating berries? They re getting in touch with their...wait for it...roots! Ahahahahahaaaaa.more
If only there were a word that somehow evoked warm hot chocolate in front of a...If only there were a word that somehow evoked warm hot chocolate in front of a warm fireplaces and crisp chilly air and thick cable-knit sweaters and scarves and romantic winter sleigh rides and...Oh yeah. There is. Cozy. This Plague is Cozy.more