Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the ...Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave. See those masterful flippers flipping 20 orders of silver dollar...more
Ladybug: the original overachiever. Polka dots? Iconic. Garden hero? Obviously...Ladybug: the original overachiever. Polka dots? Iconic. Garden hero? Obviously. Cultural symbol for good luck? Overkill but okay.more
Description Baby first birthday gifts like these mini stuffed bears are sure t...Description Baby first birthday gifts like these mini stuffed bears are sure to bring joy to little ones. Soft and cuddly they are nice for kids to hold and play with. These plush toys can also be used as decorations for birthday parties creating a...more
Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez...Are you hungry little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez no stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cravings without chomping on extremities. No no that goes for MY foot as well. How s some bolognese? I make...more
The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I st...The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I still like swimming though so here we go again BACK INTO THE SAME WATER!!!! Here s the same Megalodon - but smaller!more
There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter wh...There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter what you re harvesting the Plague nurse will be at our side with a scythe. Or scalpel. Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their...more
I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my ...I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No it s a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out little one! Don t be shy! Or you know you can stay right where you are if you want no pressure!...more
One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich ...One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich chain only... until now! Move over Mike s I m having my sub the Squish way!more
Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world ...Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world into the tiniest little ball I can. Is it stress relief? Is it a power trip? Is it my supervillain move? SQUISH THE EARTH! Muhahaha. I need to lie down.more
Alright listen up someone tell me what s happening here. Is this croc wearing ...Alright listen up someone tell me what s happening here. Is this croc wearing a strawberry? Has he somehow become a strawberry? Is it a strawberry costume? Did this croc just really like strawberries so much that he s taken on strawberry features? I...more
Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off? Wel...Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off? Well that s probably how this famous limestone monument felt when she parted company with her esteemed nasal appendage. Sorry lady. Maybe you shouldn t have eaten all those...more
You know you should really get rid of all your silver stuff. No reason just yo...You know you should really get rid of all your silver stuff. No reason just you know it would be a lot cozier if there was absolutely no silver around absolutely anywhere. And then haha how funny would it be if you opened all the windows to let the...more
Orb Weaver Spiders make perfectly round webs using math! Their work is admired...Orb Weaver Spiders make perfectly round webs using math! Their work is admired by scientists architects and the occasional moth with bad depth perception. Eight legs excellent spatial reasoning and a surprisingly strong sense of interior design.more
If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me the phrase it s freakin...If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me the phrase it s freakin bats is ingrained into the deep recesses of your brain. If not then this description makes no sense. Ah Vine how I miss you so!more