If you re wishing to live out your cannibal movie dreams via plush form look n...If you re wishing to live out your cannibal movie dreams via plush form look no further! This palm sized moth can will bring you so much joy you won t even realize you re being followed in the dark or are trapped down a well!more
This is an extra big Moth just the right size to curl up with after a 3-course...This is an extra big Moth just the right size to curl up with after a 3-course Fava bean dinner and a nice chianti. Nibble on some lady fingers while sipping your tea. It s that kind of moth.more
Our distinguishing physical characteristics are so random and quirky! You have...Our distinguishing physical characteristics are so random and quirky! You have red hair that lady there has green eyes I have a freckle on my wrist shaped just like a freckle. And this Deaths-Head moth has a mark on its back that looks just like a...more
Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the ...Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It s true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave. See those masterful flippers flipping 20 orders of silver dollar...more
It s a little weird writing this when I just had a dragon fruit smoothie. It w...It s a little weird writing this when I just had a dragon fruit smoothie. It was delicious so it was not made in vain! Anywho! This delicious little dragon is ready to make all your fruit fantasies come true! Fly my children fly!more
Don t pick up the phone! You re going to want to send this message straight to...Don t pick up the phone! You re going to want to send this message straight to voicemail. If no news is good news then this is the news you don t want to get. I mean you re going to get it at some point but not right now. Sorry Reaper leave message...more
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. It s a complicated weird and rather trippy ta...Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. It s a complicated weird and rather trippy tale. There s brave deeds courtly love losing heads also at one point there s a witch but she s not really part of the story. Anyway what I m saying is this little guy has...more
Nevermore will you say Gosh I wish the Mini King Raven came in a bigger size! ...Nevermore will you say Gosh I wish the Mini King Raven came in a bigger size! I know you were saying that. I heard you yesterday up on the parapet pining for your avian monarch to return to his courtly duties in magnificent giant form. Well this is...more
If you ve ever come across a town filled with pumpkin-headed farmers having a ...If you ve ever come across a town filled with pumpkin-headed farmers having a party in a barn don t be alarmed! They re just having their harvest festival!!! Don t worry about the bones you have to dig up!!! Oh? The bones are under the pumpkin head...more
I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my ...I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No it s a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out little one! Don t be shy! Or you know you can stay right where you are if you want no pressure!...more
One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich ...One thing about me is I m a huge sandwich person!! I am loyal to one sandwich chain only... until now! Move over Mike s I m having my sub the Squish way!more
Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world ...Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world into the tiniest little ball I can. Is it stress relief? Is it a power trip? Is it my supervillain move? SQUISH THE EARTH! Muhahaha. I need to lie down.more
SUPER SOFT!*7 squishy inches of s less is s more*All new polyester fiber*Ages ...SUPER SOFT!*7 squishy inches of s less is s more*All new polyester fiber*Ages 3 and up!*Woo! SKU:ADIB01EGM8BNAmore
I asked my co-workers how they would describe the Mini Kirin here are their an...I asked my co-workers how they would describe the Mini Kirin here are their answers; just a cool little dude a dragonfly fishlike unicorny friend a rare and mythical beast and finally a Neverending Story. Take from this what you will!! Personally I...more