Spiders! They can be anywhere! In your house in your car under your toilet sea...Spiders! They can be anywhere! In your house in your car under your toilet seat running for student council giving a PowerPoint on quarterly earnings officiating a wedding winning a hot dog eating contest literally anywhere! Like this holiday tree!more
Fairy circles fairy doors fairy floss...fairies make everything better! For ex...Fairy circles fairy doors fairy floss...fairies make everything better! For example this fairy holiday tree! Is it just a regular tree with wings? No obviously not because regular trees don t hum with otherworldly energy or tease you about your...more
Beware for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorro...Beware for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow one joy! Mere seconds from now you will finish reading the description of a particularly adorable Squishable! It s a frog? No! A Fortune-Telling Plague Doctor! And when...more
Not the be the weird vampire person....but I am the weird vampire person. If I...Not the be the weird vampire person....but I am the weird vampire person. If I had the opportunity to turn into a vampire I would do it in a heartbeat pun intended 100% Nosferatu has got NOTHING on my willingness to be left alone in the dark have 3...more
This is just....so so silly...I really hope you enjoy this little freak so we ...This is just....so so silly...I really hope you enjoy this little freak so we can make even More little freaks like him....pls....more
Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de ...Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste his fabulous knife skills and his horrifying rampages from which there are no survivors! I mean his great use of garlic.more
I always found comfort in thunderstorms. Now people have rain machines to mimi...I always found comfort in thunderstorms. Now people have rain machines to mimic that feeling of being under a constant storm!! I think this little guy can add even more ambiance to your stormy nights whether they be real or not! Imagine an infinite...more
Little ribbit so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed...Little ribbit so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower? Were you born that way? Are you just a very exotic frog type that happens to perfectly resemble a Nelumbo Nucifera? Don t know! Don t care! Love you...more
At the end of a long day at work I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and...At the end of a long day at work I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wild multicolored motley. It doesn t get any better than hanging on the couch with your feet up while rattling off subtle jokes about prominent political...more
We all know dogs are man s best friend - but what if you re allergic? Or your ...We all know dogs are man s best friend - but what if you re allergic? Or your building doesn t allow real dogs??? This can help solve both those problems while also helping to cure your crippling loneliness! Teehee! Imagine an infinite number of...more
He was once a noble man a fearless leader who led his warriors into battle. Bu...He was once a noble man a fearless leader who led his warriors into battle. But he fell to the sword of his greatest foe. Now he roams the earthly realm as a ghost forever searching for his brethren.more
Abracadabra and alacaZAM! This bunny is here to dazzle and entertain you as mu...Abracadabra and alacaZAM! This bunny is here to dazzle and entertain you as much as he can! Don t be fooled don t be surprised this bunny does magic right in front of your eyes!more
This ones for all the would-be plant parents who cant keep a cactus alive! Beh...This ones for all the would-be plant parents who cant keep a cactus alive! Behold: the plant that never dies because its already dead! Technically its a plush but I won t fault you for thinking otherwise.more
Legend says that on a night such as this the Great Plague Beast arises in the ...Legend says that on a night such as this the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great Plague Beast rides again! And what does it ride? A fancy 10-speed road bike hybrid with flashing...more